I Got Hoes...

I’m not sure what it is but I am so ready to go home. So many damn HATERS in the West Coast. Or do I just happen to know the funk of the bunch? For real and don't even get me started on my own family. My family has so much drama I swear I can write a book about them. All their bickering and gossip sometimes makes me want to throw the fuck up. I just hate that I will miss my moms but I got to do what I got to do. Call me what you want I don't care but I gotta go. It’s not just the family that has me stressed out, don’t get me wrong. It’s a combination of things. I’ve been keeping up the rent for my apartment in Atlanta and making sure they will renew my lease cause it was supposed to be up this month. All is OK with that the only thing is I don’t think I’m going to fly back. I fell in love with a car out here and I’m probably going to end up driving it home. All 3,000 miles! Mr. D is coming out here on the 20th so he can make it to our girl Lelee’s wedding on the 24th. So the plan is to start the road trip right after the ceremony Saturday night and that should get us there no later than Tuesday. It would be so interesting I have never planned a road trip that long. The only thing that concerns me is that I have seen 5 different maps and I’m not sure which one to follow. I’m just gonna use the one that looks most correct. I’m looking forward to this very much. I am going to go back home and pick up right where I left off. Sweet tea here I come!

26 more days till my birthday!!! What will I do? Smoke and chill probably I’m not hard to please. Maybe a get together with a small group of acquaintances? Miami Beach? A sex party hell I don’t care but whatever it is it needs to be celebrated back HOME. I have been real horny lately and I think that’s also adding to the frustration factor out here. Even though I DO got hoes in different area codes! 2 of the 3 jumpoffs I kept in contact with are now in committed relationships even though one keeps trying to get me over to his place for a 3some wit his boi. Uh-NO thank you. At least not right now (wink). The one that WAS available we hooked up a few weeks ago. Dude was alright but not enuff. I was not satisfied. Like Chinese food, how it never satisfies my hunger for some reason. Not to mention I had to drive 57 miles to meet the brotha cause I’m in the middle of nowhere! Fuck that so I have just been beating the meat! Yep! In my white tee! Yep! LOL..Was that TMI? If so I don’t care it’s the truth. I have been doing other things to try and keep my mind off sex like reading. Right now I’m on E Lynn’s "Any Way the Wind Blows". I know I’m late but I can’t put the book down. To anyone familiar with the book, isn’t Bart a HOT MESS! Lol…so is Ava, the character that plays Yancey’s mother. I want to make a movie out of Harris’ books one day, I think that would be really hot. Would it be a hit? I wonder about that at times. When I read, I have a visual of what these people look like and it’s already like my own movie in my head, so why not take it to the big screens? I do the same with songs. I can hear a track and visualize a whole video that would really sell the song. Watch out Chris Robinson! Should I go into production? I think about that. I also think about who I would get to play the parts of some of the people in Any Way the Wind Blows. For instance, I would get Mekhi Phifer to play Basil…wouldn’t that be hot? I would get Shemar Moore to play Raymond and Sanaa Lathan to play Yancey. Lynn Whitfield can play Ava and how about Monica Calhoun as Windsor? Why did I automatically associate LaVonya with Wendy Williams. LoL… What a hot cast. You would have had to have read the book to feel me on this. If any of his movies go to Hollywood remember where you heard it first!

Speaking of movies I went to see the "Omen" yesterday. I enjoyed it for the most part, only because the original is one of my favorite horror classics. What I enjoyed the most was the leading roles in the film! I love Julia Stiles. She’s the chic that for some reason they are always pairing her up with a brotha (i.e. "Save the Last Dance", "O", etc). I think she did a great job playing Katherine. What an actress. I also enjoyed Leiv whatever his last name is playing the role of the husband. With his sexy self. I remembered him from "The Manchurian Candidate" where he played alongside Merryl Streep, another great film for him. Speaking of Merryl can’t wait to watch "The Devil Wears Prada" also. Ah, summer movies. Only thing I hated about the "Omen" yesterday was the mob of youngsters that had the same idea as I. Maybe I went to the wrong theater cause I was not in the general area I was in the middle of the hood hood wit my boy Rob. Shit I forgot school was out and the theater was packed from the window to the wall with loud and obnoxious adolescents! Aargh! I had to cuss out the mofo behind me cause he would not stop kicking the back of my chair. Damn, no home training. The movie had an interesting twist at the end. I don’t want to spoil the movie for anyone, but there was a lot of political context in it that I don’t quite remember in the original. Or maybe I need to watch the original again. Blockbuster night anyone? It would be one other thing I can do to help me stop thinking about ASS so damn much…

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